“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece”
“For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.”
“If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.”
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”
Now, thing about me is, I get intimidated by new places. I don’t know why, I just get all nervous and flustered and don’t know what to do. So I walk into Panera, and Whoa…the place is big. There’s baked goods over here, sandwiches over there…and lots of counter space. I had NO idea where to order!! After a few minutes of standing there like an idiot, I got flustered and walked out. So much for having Panera for lunch. I didn’t go back for weeks.
And so, one year later…I find myself craving Panera more often than not. I don’t know WHAT they put in that food, but man on man is it awesome. The other day I even parked illegally because the parking lot was full and I needed my Panera! Don’t try to stop a man from his food…a dangerous thing to do. My favorite combo is the 1/2 Greek salad with a 1/2 chicken chipotle sandwich….usually with the Baked Lays, sometimes with the apple. No matter what I get, I always get the Greek salad…I could eat that day in and day out…maybe that’s why I have these blood pressure problems..
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