“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece”

“For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.”

“If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.”

“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”